Fandoms: Twilight/50 Shades of Grey/Calculus
“50 Shades sighed.
‘What’s wrong, darling?’ Twilight asked.
50 Shades shook his head, ‘It’s just… Things aren’t…’
‘I understand. I feel it, too. We need to spice up our love life,’ Twilight walked over to the front door, ‘That’s why I invited a friend over.’
With perfect timing, Calculus burst through the door, ‘Let’s integrate over all our areas.’”
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Fandom: Harry Potter
“Dumbeldore looked at the letter he was writing on his magic typewriter. It said some stuff about really complicated magics and they were too hard for any muggle to understand even like Einstine or Obama or the dude with the wheelecahir.
Suddenly he looked up at his magicometer which was busy dancing over his desk like a man on fire except it was not on fire it was quite happy and singing to it self.
“THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!” he yelled jumping to his feet like he wasn’t a beardy guy from the like middle ages or whatever.”
